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Maelstrom Speculative Fiction [#5, January 2000] ed. Dave Felts (; Palm Harbor, FL, $3.00, 32pp, 7" x 8½") ifc. · Editor’s Column · Dave Felts · ed 1 · Random Pairings [Light’s End] · Michael Vance · ss 5 · Desperate Times · Ken Rand · ss Zone 9 Magazine 1996 6 · An Interview with Charlee Jacob · Bobbi Sinha-Morey · iv 8 · White Lady · Francis J. Matozzo · ss 14 · Waiting for the Robert E. Lee · Stefano Donati · ss 18 · Maelstrom Reviews · Rich Horton · br 20 · Away from the Fire · Barry Lee Freeman · ss 23 · Sloppy Sally · James S. Dorr · ss 25 · Puppets of the Nano Master · Tim Pratt · ss 29 · Author Biographies · Anon. · bg

Maelstrom Speculative Fiction [#6, 2000] ed. Dave Felts (; Palm Harbor, FL, $3.00, 28pp+, 7" x 8½") ifc. · Editor’s Column · Dave Felts · ed 1 · Let There Be Write · T. Rex · ss 8 · The Inheritors of Earth · P. K. Graves · ss 12 · Lorelei · M. I. Harrison · vi 14 · Maelstrom Reviews · Rich Horton · br 17 · Boundaries · Jonathon M. Sullivan · ss 22 · An Interview with Shikhar Dixit · Bobbi Sinha-Morey · iv 24 · The Next Apostles · S. C. Lofton · ss 29 · Author Biographies · Anon. · bg

Maelstrom Speculative Fiction [#7, 2001] ed. Dave Felts (; Palm Harbor, FL, $3.00, 28pp+, 7" x 8½") ifc. · Editor’s Column · Dave Felts · ed 1 · Swiss Toys · Hugh Cook · ss 6 · Kandata in Hell’s Eye · Daniel Blackston · ss 10 · Maelstrom Reviews · Rich Horton · br 12 · Destiny Selection · S. C. Lofton · ss 18 · Off the Hook [Light’s End] · Michael Vance · ss 23 · An Interview with James Dorr · Bobbi Sinha-Morey · iv 25 · Satellite Nights · Mithran Somasundrum · ss 29 · Author Biographies · Anon. · bg

Maelstrom Speculative Fiction [#8, 2001] ed. Dave Felts (; Palm Harbor, FL, $3.00, 28pp+, 7" x 8½") ifc. · Editor’s Column · Dave Felts · ed 1 · Trash · Ken Honeywell · ss 7 · An Interview with Jack Fisher · Bobbi Sinha-Morey · iv 9 · Of Colours, Memory, and Hell · James Michael White · ss 13 · Maelstrom Reviews · Rich Horton · br 15 · Constellations, Conjunctions · Sonya Taaffe · ss 22 · Runaway with No Tags · Greg van Eekhout · vi 23 · Copse · Brett Hudgins · ss 29 · Author Biographies · Anon. · bg

Magabook    (about) Publishers: Galaxy Publishing Co.; New York: Magabook

Magabook [#1, 1963] (50¢, 160pp+, 4¾" x 7¼", cover by Virgil Finlay) 3 · The Sky Is Falling · Lester del Rey (with Frederik Pohl) · na; revised from “No More Stars” (Beyond Fantasy Fiction July 1954, as by Charles Satterfield). 83 · Badge of Infamy · Lester del Rey · na Satellite Science Fiction Jun 1957

Magabook [#2, 1963] (50¢, 160pp+, 4¾" x 7¼", cover by Emsh) 3 · The Legion of Time · Jack Williamson · na Astounding May 1938 (+2) 83 · After World’s End · Jack Williamson · na Marvel Science Stories Feb 1939

Magabook [#3, 1965] (50¢, 128pp+, 4¾" x 7¼", cover by Gray Morrow) 3 · ...And My Fear Is Great... · Theodore Sturgeon · na Beyond Fantasy Fiction Jul 1953 67 · Baby Is Three · Theodore Sturgeon · na Galaxy Science Fiction Oct 1952

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction    (about)

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#1, Summer 2009] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 92pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · A Rant from the Editor · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · Justice in Amerry-Ka · Bruce Taylor · ss 7 · Four Scenes · Jeremy Kemp · cs 8 · The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island · Andersen Prunty · nv; illustrated by Angie Molinar 31 · Puzzles · Michael James Gibbs · ss 32 · The Pistol Burps · Jordan Krall · ss 38 · Victim: A Story Inspired by Takashi Miike · Jeremy C. Shipp · ss 46 · Power Flower · Andrew Goldfarb · ss 50 · Mr. Plush, Detective · Garrett Cook · ss; illustrated by Angie Molinar 62 · Punk Rock and Mother Punching: Author Spotlight on Gina Ranalli · Jeff Burk · ar [Gina Ranalli] 68 · My Bear Will Kick Your Ass: Reflections on Bizarro Book Promotion · Mykle Hansen · ar 74 · How to Write a Short Story! · Bradley Sands · ar 76 · The Squishiest Place on Earth: A Report on BizarroCon 2008 · Jeff Burk · ar 82 · The First Wonderland Book Awards for Outstanding Bizarro Fiction · Anon. · ar 84 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 92 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Omega Flappy · Kevin L. Donihe · cl

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#2, Fall 2009] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 95pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · A Rant from the Editor · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · Morphia · Vincent Sakowski · ss 8 · The Traveling Dildo Salesman · Kevin L. Donihe · nv; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 34 · Ogner Stump [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 36 · Fathers & Sons · D. Harlan Wilson · ss; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 39 · A Better Child · Gina Ranalli · ss Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2005; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 43 · Blimpman · Mykle Hansen · ss; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 53 · Simple Machines · Carlton Mellick, III · ss; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 60 · Spacefoot and the Vamptorians · Richard Tingley · ss 64 · The Baby Jesus and Drunken Pirates: Author Spotlight on Carlton Mellick, III · Jeff Burk · ar [Carlton Mellick, III]; illustrated by Chrissy Horchheimer 70 · How to Give a Rousing Reading · Tom Bradley · ar 78 · The Weird, Weird West · Jordan Krall · ar 82 · Only the Strange Survive: Ten Years of Eraserhead Press · Jeff Burk · ar 88 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 95 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: The Cranky Dildo · Carlton Mellick, III · cl

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#3, Winter 2010] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 87pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · A Rant from the Editor · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · Migration · James Steele · ss; illustrated by Angie Molinar 6 · Re-Mancipator · Garrett Cook · nv; illustrated by Angie Molinar 28 · What the Cat Dragged In · Monica J. O’Rourke · ss; illustrated by Angie Molinar 36 · Artists Only · Cody Goodfellow · ss; illustrated by Angie Molinar 46 · Ogner Stump [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 48 · Neptune Blues · Bruce Taylor · ss; illustrated by Angie Molinar 52 · Guy with the Dollar-Sign Pendant · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 52 · Love Comes Hard · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Not One of Us Mar 2003 52 · Cigarette Use Is Off-Limits from This Point-On · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 53 · Welcome Mat · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 53 · The Perfect Leader · Kevin L. Donihe · pm NFG #1 2003 53 · An Even Better Leader · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 54 · If a Governing Body Dropped a Large-Scale Thermonuclear Device and Then High-Tailed It to the Cellar Where the Concrete Is a Mile Thick · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 54 · Modern Debtor’s Prison · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007 54 · Once Upon a Time · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Bust Down the Door and Eat All the Chickens Win 2007; illustrated by Angie Molinar 54 · Worst Case Scenario · Kevin L. Donihe · pm ChiZine Oct/Dec 2004 55 · In the People Museum · Kevin L. Donihe · pm 55 · LoSt in ThE PATTerNS · Kevin L. Donihe · ss 55 · When You Run Your Finger Across a Crematorium Wall · Kevin L. Donihe · pm 56 · This Just In... · Kevin L. Donihe · pm Flesh & Blood #14 2004 56 · Televised Confusion · Kevin L. Donihe · pm; illustrated by Angie Molinar 57 · Bus Poems #1: Greyhell · Kevin L. Donihe · pm 57 · Bus Poems #2: On the Greyhound · Kevin L. Donihe · pm 58 · Zombie-A-Go-Go · Richard Tingley · cs 61 · Prison Gigolos and the President: Author Spotlight on John Edward Lawson · Jeff Burk · ar [John Edward Lawson] 66 · Pat, the Prison and the Pants · Patrick Wensink · ar 70 · The Grubby Bits: Artist Profile on Jase Daniels · Forrest Armstrong · ar [Jase Daniels] 76 · How Mary Lou Retton’s Bladder Ruined the State Fair · Patrick Wensink · ar 80 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 87 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Skin House Calling · Cameron Pierce · cl

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#4, Fall 2010] ed. John Skipp (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 97pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · Pretend It’s Candy! A Romantic Reach-Around · John Skipp · ed 4 · Ridi Bobo · Robert Devereaux · ss Weird Tales Spr 1993 10 · I Am Meat, I Am in Daycare · Cameron Pierce · ss Horror Library, Volume 2, ed. R. J. Cavender, Cutting Block Press 2007 15 · The Bureaucratic Nativity of Panda Christ · Nicole Cushing · ss 21 · The Perfect Pitch of Reality · D. F. Lewis · ss 23 · Rough Music · Amelia Beamer · ss 27 · Happiness Is a Warm Gun · Kevin L. Donihe · ss 33 · Endless Shrimp · Michael A. Arnzen · ss 34 · Squonk Hunt · Cody Goodfellow · ss Flurb Spr/Sum 2009; illustrated by Nick Gucker 42 · Panopticon · Livia Llewellyn · ss 46 · Dance at My Funeral · Marcy Italiano · ss 52 · I Fall to Pieces · Leslianne Wilder · ss 56 · Brain Monster · Melanie Skipp · pm 58 · Impresorium · D. Harlan Wilson · ss 60 · Now Entering Monkeyface · Marc Levinthal & John Skipp · ss In the Shadow of the Gargoyle, ed. Nancy Kilpatrick & Thomas S. Roche, Ace 1998 71 · And a Wake Up · J. David Osborne · ss 74 · Cathedral Mother · Jeremy Robert Johnson · ss 85 · Rough Trade Marks the Spot · Violet Glaze · ss; illustrated by Josh Meyer

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#5, 2011] ed. Cameron Pierce (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 93pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · I Was an Indochinese Sex Slave: A Rant from the Editor · Cameron Pierce · ed 4 · The Laughing Crusade · Andersen Prunty · ss 8 · Zipper’s Knee · J. David Osborne · ss 10 · Frankie Nougat and the Case of the Missing Heart · Bradley Sands · ss 19 · Sour Cream: an excerpt from the No Hellos Diet · Sam Pink · ss 22 · Superstitions of the Common Pigeon · Stephen Graham Jones · ss 25 · The Obese · Nick Antosca · nv 53 · Timmy Quackendale’s Mystery Sack of Protean Magic · R. J. Sevin · ss 60 · The Musty Cow’s Teat of Death · Alan M. Clark & Jeremy Robert Johnson · ss 62 · Earl · Kirsten Alene · ss 66 · The Life of a Slow Poisoner: Author Spotlight on Andrew Goldfarb · Kirsten Alene & Troy Chambers · ar [Andrew Goldfarb] 68 · Fairy vs. Possum · A. Goldfarb · cs 70 · Ogner Stump [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 72 · Anarchist Clowns Stole My Money · Patrick Wensink · ar 74 · Zombies Are Just Undead Gentlemen: An Interview with The Widow’s Bane · Molly Tanzer · ar Strange Horizons Sep 27 2010 81 · Ideology and Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood: an excerpt from Pick Your Battle · Douglas Lain · ar 85 · Born Free · Patrick Wensink · ar 87 · Mr. O’Malley’s Neighborhood: Bizarro Book Reviews · Caris O’Malley · br 92 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Break the Bones Whose Sinews Gave Us Motion · J. David Osborne · cl

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#6, Summer 2012] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 86pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · A Rant from the Editor · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · Weeds Is Weeds, Dead Is Dead · Kevin Dole · ss 9 · Morbid Beavers · Cameron Pierce · ss 18 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows, No. 111: The Taxman [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 19 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows, No. 112: Television [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 20 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows, No. 113: Vague Directions [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 21 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows, No. 114: Arduous Climbs [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 23 · Red World · Carlton Mellick, III · nv 36 · The Lunch Date · Bradley Sands · ss 38 · Whalemancer at Sea World [Island of the Super People] · Kevin Shamel · nv 54 · The Meat Garden · Richard Tingley & Cameron Pierce · cs 56 · Thinking Distant Thoughts: Author Spotlight on Kris Saknussemm · Cameron Pierce & Kirsten Alene · ar [Kristopher Saknussemm] 60 · Behind Space Cougar! How Seventeen Writers and One Con Changed the Face of Science (and Bizarro) Fiction · Christopher Reynaga & Spike Marlowe · ar 62 · Space Cougar! · S. Hutson Blount, Peter V. Brett, Erin Cashier, Spike Marlowe, Alan DeNiro, Gordon Van Gelder, Jay Lake, Nick Mamatas, Carlton Mellick, III, E. C. Myers, Devin Poore, Christopher Reynaga, Ken Scholes, John Skipp, Peter Straub, Michael Swanwick & Jackson Juiceely · ss 65 · Lloyd Kaufman Writes about the New York Public Library, Candide, Voltaire, and Bestiality · Lloyd Kaufman · ar 66 · Candide [Chapter XVI] · Voltaire · ex (r) 72 · The 7 Types of Bizarro Fiction Haters · Carlton Mellick, III · ar 76 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 86 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Island of the Super-People · Kevin Shamel · cl

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#7, Winter 2012] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 98pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · An Editor’s Rant · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · Bacon Lettuce Tomato Face · Andrew Wayne Adams · ss 8 · Advice for Bizarro Writers Part 1: Write for a Younger Audience · Carlton Mellick, III · ar 10 · All This for the Greater Glory of the 7th and 329th Children of the Black Goat of the Woods · Molly Tanzer · ss 18 · Head Job · S.C.A.R. · ss 22 · Noah’s Arkopolis · David W. Barbee · ss 38 · L. Ron Hubbard: Scientology and Me · Kirsten Alene · ar 42 · Creeps · Constance Ann Fitzgerald · ar 47 · Surfing the Mucus Tsunami: Bizarro Con 2012 · David W. Barbee · ar 49 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 115: Unwashed Recluses [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 50 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 116: Head Wounds [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 51 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 117: Mindless Servitude [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 52 · Pixie Gangbang · Shane McKenzie · ss 54 · Tasha and the Fountain · David Agranoff · ss 65 · Krall Space: Author Spotlight on Jordon Krall · Matthew Revert · ar 69 · Books by Jordon Krall · Matthew Revert · ar 70 · TV Snorted My Brain: Four Short TV Show Reviews · Bradley Sands · mr 74 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Times Are Very Hard in Pig-In-Shit, Sherlock Holmes in Return to Rape Cove, Xem Trollchrist and the Werebears on Wheels, and the Hungry Rhombus · Garrett Cook · cl 76 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 86 · Nose Bleed · Dustin Reade · ss

The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction [#8, Spring 2013] ed. Jeff Burk (Eraserhead Press, $6.95, 108pp, tp, cover by Carlton Mellick, III) 3 · An Editor’s Rant · Jeff Burk · ed 4 · The Most Accomplished Crackhead in the World · Jeff Burk · ss 8 · Barbie’s Nipple · Tiffany Scandal · ss 11 · The Salmon Men · Kirsten Alene · ss 15 · Talking to the Worm · Marc Levinthal · ss 20 · The Hotel Brain · Paul Ash · na 70 · Walking the Dog · Antoinette Rydyr & Steve Carter · ss 74 · On Writing Full-Time (Circa 2013) · Brian Keene · ar 81 · Forget the Career, Serve the Story: A Rebuttal · Nate Southard · ar 86 · Bizarre Guide to Bangkok · Tracy Vanity · ar 92 · The Man Who’s Not Behind the Glasses: Author Spotlight on Andersen Prunty · Gabino Iglesias · ar [Andersen Prunty] 96 · How to Sit Down and Shut the Fuck Up: Rookie Publishing Etiquette Made Easy · Gabino Iglesias · ar 99 · Bizarro Book Reviews · [Misc.] · br 104 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 118: Circular Thinking [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 105 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 119: Violent Revolution [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 106 · Ogner Stump’s One Thousand Sorrows: No. 120: Corporal Punishment [Ogner Stump] · Andrew Goldfarb · cs 107 · Bizarro Books That Never Were: Quantum Crashers of Thunderpussy · David Barbee · ar