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"Reasonable Interest" from Life

by Ellis Parker Butler
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    'Reasonable Interest' from Life magazine (September 21, 1911)

    1911

  • Life (September 21, 1911)   "Reasonable Interest"   A poem. Credited as from the Bookman. p 463.  [EPBLIB]

from Life
Reasonable Interest
by Ellis Parker Butler

I want to know how Bernard Shaw
Likes beefsteak -- fairly done, or raw?
I want to know what kinds of shoes
M. Maeterlinck and Howells use.

I have great curiosity
Regarding George Ade's new boot tree.
Has Carolyn Wells of late employed
Hairpins of wire or celluliod?

What kind of soap does London like?
Does Robert Chambers ever "hike"?
Or did he ever? Or, if not,
Does he like cabbage, cheese, or what?

I want to know the size of gloves
Oppenheim wears, and if he loves
Olives, and how his clothes are made.
What does he eat? How is he paid?

All sorts of things I want to learn,
That are not of the least concern
To any one. For, Oh! and Oh!
I want to know! I WANT TO KNOW!

I want to know, and know I will --
The printing press is never still,
For me it prints such facts as these!
I am the Public, if you please!


Reasonable Interest

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